3rd Grade: Transvestite Poem

This is the earliest known sample of my writing (and art): a transvestite poem, first written in 3rd grade.  Even at that age, my perspective on things was a little unorthodox.

(If you can’t read the handwriting, the poem is typed below).

There was a man who grew and grew

The he bought a jacket that was new

Then he bought a coat

Then he sailed on a boat

And then he bought a dress that was blue!